This one's for fans of the new My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic show.
Do you know the difference between Discord and lawyers?
One is an inhuman, twisted monstrosity that spreads chaos, madness, and despair everywhere it goes as it turns entire nations into sinkholes of utter lunacy where nothing makes any sense.
The other guy's a draconequus.
Sorry, inspired by what I found here:
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